On Cultivating an Image No One Understands But You - Alternative Lecture Series, February 2003

A lecture was presented at the Monday Night Alternative Lecture Series entitled On Cultivating an Image No One Understands But You, this lecture was an introduction to my personal lecture series and its dissemination schematic.

Presented February 2003, Power Point Presentation with Video Projection.
Two hand-outs listed purchase/presentation prices and a catalogue of available lectures.

Sample lectures available for purchase:

1. On Cultivating an Image No One Understands But You
2. On Being the Kind of Person That Not Even a Mother Could Love
3. On a New Art School Taxonomy
4. On Ensuring Unsuccessful Transition
5. How to be Astonishing
6. On Extracting More From People Than They Think They Are Willing to Give
7. On Denying Death
8. On Cultivating Misery in the Name of Art No One Wants to See
9. A Lexicon, or: As I Understand It
10. How to Feel About Disasters
11. Turning Bad Habits into Charming Quirks
12. A Guide to Sex, Dating and Love
13. Becoming Stabbed by Grace
14. Making Friends and Ingratiating Yourself
15. A Guide to Staying in Bed
16. On Alienating Everyone Who Might Care About You
17. On last minute Decisions, Good or Bad?
18. A Guide to Irregular Language and its Usages
19. On Occupying a Moral High Ground No Matter What the Subject
20. On Near Death Experiences and How They Can Make You Special
21. On Faking Class
22. On Financial Optimism Against All Odds
23. On Professional Jealousy
24. On Maintaining Imaginary Friends
25. On Missing Opportunity and Not Learning Lessons

Three five minute lectures have been sold to date, none have been performed yet.

Lectures for Sale
By Goody-B. Wiseman

Ordering Instructions:
Sale and rental prices quoted do not include shipping and customs charges nor do they include applicable taxes. Orders must be placed in writing via fax, post or e-mail. Most domestic orders can be processed and shipped within two weeks of receiving proof of payment. International orders may take more time. If you need your order processed sooner than two weeks, rush fees will apply. Late cancellations will be charged 1/3 the rental fee. Sale orders cancelled after written confirmation is received will be billed for rippingg and cd stock costs.

Once I have given you a quote:
* Proof of payment is required (institutional purchase order [domestic clients only], credit card, wire transfer, or pre-payment by cheque)

Standard Rental Rates:

Single Presentation

• $ 20.00 for lectures up to 5 minutes
• $ 40.00 for lectures 5:01 to 15 minutes
• $ 60.00 for lectures 15:01 to 30 minutes
• $ 125.00 for lectures 30:01 to 60 minutes

Rental prices for lectures over 60 minutes vary according to title; please inquire.

Multiple Presentation

• $ 150.00 + $ 35.00 for lectures up to 5 minutes
• $ 200.00 + $ 50.00 for lectures 5:01 to 15 minutes
• $ 250.00 + $ 75.00 for lectures 15:01 to 30 minutes
• $ 300.00 + $100.00 for lectures 30:01 to 60 minutes

Rental prices for lectures over 60 minutes vary according to title; please inquire.

Library Presentation
In the library screening, the lecture is presented once for an audience and then remains with the client for a set period of time for presentation on request. For lectures of all lengths, the library presentation rate is DOUBLE the single presentation rental.

Sales
Lectures are available for purchase by institutions and individuals, with public performance rights or for home-use lending libraries. Prices vary from title to title, please contact Goody-B. Wiseman for information. For institutions, she makes presentations available on cd-rom - terms and conditions of use for archive purposes vary from client to client, please inquire. Sales are for the life of the purchased cd-rom only and are subject to the conditions set out by a purchase contract.

Ripping Rights
Some lectures are available to school boards and exhibitions centres with ripping rights. Contracts vary according to use. Prices vary according to lecture title, please inquire.